{"product_id":"poetry-for-neanderthals","title":"Poetry For Neanderthals","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet your team to guess secret words and phrases, but watch your vocabulary—using any multi-syllable word means getting bopped with the iconic inflatable club.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals (published by Exploding Kittens) is a fast-paced, family-friendly party game designed to test your communication skills under pressure. The primary gameplay objective follows classic word-guessing formats like Taboo: players act as the \"Neanderthal Poet\" trying to guide their team to guess specific terms before the sand timer runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe primary mechanical highlight is its hilarious penalty system: if the poet slips up and uses a word with more than one syllable, opponents get to immediately bop them on the head with the 2-foot-long inflatable \"No!\" stick. Designed for 2 or more players aged 7 and up, lighthearted rounds play out in about 15 minutes. To lead your tribe to victory, you must think fast, simplify your vocabulary, and avoid the dreaded club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGame Specs at a Glance:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAge Range: 7+ Years\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Exploding Kittens\u003cbr\u003ePlay Time: 15 Minutes\u003cbr\u003ePlayer Count: 2+ Players\u003cbr\u003eComplexity: Very Light (Word Guessing, Party Game, Social Humor)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the Box?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e200 Double-Sided Cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 2-Foot Inflatable \"No1\" Stick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Sand Timer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Team Point Slates and Rules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gnome Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53033450012959,"sku":"ASM POET-COREU-3","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/9080\/5791\/files\/poetry-for-neanderthals-board-game-box-front-display.jpg?v=1793728347","url":"https:\/\/gnomegames.com\/products\/poetry-for-neanderthals","provider":"Gnome Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}